August 16, 2005

by Reb Yudel
Jesse Taylor volunteers to be Abe Foxman's ghostwriter

Pandagon: That's S-nazi!

Dear Mr. Dobson:

I am sorry that when you compared stem-cell research to Nazi experiments, I accused you of comparing stem-cell research to Nazi experiments. As a token of my apology, please accept this gift certificate for One Big Foot Up Your Ass, redeemable at any synagogue near you.


The Fox


According to Jewish law, if they come and say to a group of Jews, give us one of you to kill or we'll kill everyone, we're supposed to say, OK, kill all of us, because "our blood is not redder."

But few know of the halachic stipulation whereby all the above considerations are removed if they ask for Dennis Prager.

On a different note, instead of saying, What's this here, Nazi Germany? The more polite version would be: What's this here, Ashkenaz?

Posted by: Yori yanover at August 16, 2005 11:51 AM
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