May 18, 2005

by Reb Yudel
Bill Maher's New Rule

HBO: Real Time with Bill Maher - New Rules

The people in America who are most in favor of the Iraq war must now go there and fight it. The Army missed its recruiting goal by 42% last month. More people joined the Michael Jackson Fan Club. "We've done picked all the low-lying Lynndie England fruit." And now we need warm bodies. We need warm bodies like Paula Abdul needs...warm bodies!

Now, last week, a Baptist minister in North Carolina told nine members of his congregation that unless they renounced their 2004 vote for John Kerry, they had to leave his church. Well, if we're that certain these days that George Bush is always that right about everything, then going to Iraq to fulfill the glorious leader's vision would seem the least one could do. And, hey, if it makes it any easier for you, just think of it as a reality show: "Fear Factor: Shitting Your Pants Edition." "Survivor: Sunni Triangle." Or maybe it's a video game, "Grand Theft Allah."

Now, I know you're thinking, but, Bill, I already do my part with the "Support Our Troops" magnet I have on my Chevy Tahoe. How much more can one man give?

Well, here's an intriguing economic indicator. It's been over a year since they graduated, but neither of the Bush twins has been able to find work. Why don't they sign up? Do they hate America or just freedom in general?


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#1

My nephew Bill Hicks kept us awake and refreshed. Now that he is gone Bill Maher does the same.

He's my hero!

Posted by: Hanna at October 31, 2005 10:09 AM
#2

Great for Bill Maher(:

Thank you for posting, Reb(:

Wow, Bill Hicks was your nephew, Hanna? He's probably tied with George Carlin as my favorite Stand-Up Comic (Bill Hicks); he completely changed my view of comedy into something so much better(:

Take Care

Posted by: Justin Kukuruzovic at March 26, 2007 7:40 PM
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