March 2, 2005

by Andrew Silow-Carroll
Fun with Religion News Service Headlines

Fun with Religion News Service Headlines

NCC Cautions Against 'Aggressive' Evangelism in Wake of Tsunami
(Stick to the beaches and highlands, pastors advised)
Alert Pope Speaking Again in Multiple Languages
(Pentecostals respond, 'We told you so')
Sen. Clinton Promotes Aid to Palestinian Authority to Increase Security
(I'd've gone with an extra bodyguard, but it's her call)
Religious Teenagers Embrace Abstinence
(Rejected headlines: ""...take hold of their virginity," "...say 'oh yes, yes, yes' to 'no, no, no'", and "...say 'intercourse? Screw that!'"

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