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The Business of Business: Why Moving Off-Shore Won't Save IBM (I, Cringely)

"If a U.S. employer said out loud, "Gosh, we have a lot of 50-something engineers who are going to kill us with their retirement benefits so we'd better get rid of a few thousand," they would be violating a long list of labor and civil rights laws. But if they say, "Our cost of doing business in the U.S. is too high, so we'll be moving a few thousand jobs to India," that's just fine -- even though it means exactly the same thing. "

    

Vanity of Vanities Press: Customized Classics

"Custom paperback editions of classic novels starring YOU! We offer the largest selection of customized books where YOU and your friends and family enter the story. Whether you're looking for the perfect birthday gift or a thoughtful present for the holidays, you've come to the right place!"

    

Weird search request of the day: Google Search: "zoo" "renting" chimps for weddings

Interesting idea, though it's unclear from the search whether the searcher is seeking the chimps to entertain, cater or perform the wedding. For anyone else seeking such information in the future, be advised that zoos generally don't rent out their animals, and that quote marks in searches are used to search several words as a phrase.