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 Tuesday, December 03, 2002
Hanukkah Carols: Maccabees are Coming to Town (by Eric Schrager)
(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming...)

They're grinding their swords Sharp as a pin A guerilla war They're going to win Maccabees are coming to town

You'd best be a Jew Or suffer your fate It does you no good To assimilate Maccabees are coming to town

They know if you're Assyrian They know if you dig Greeks They see you on the temple mount Consorting with Hellenistic freaks

You'd best be a Jew Or suffer your fate One day's worth of oil Is gonna last eight Maccabees are coming to town

Yudel's Line: I originally commissioned this for the Jewish Communications Network back in 1995 and still think it's funny.


    

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