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The clerk asked, "What denomination?"
The woman replied, "O my God, has it come to this? O.K. - give me 1 Haredi,
2 Hasidim, 8 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, 16 Reform, 7 Reconstructionist and
4 Humanistic."
A woman went to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She
said to the clerk, "May I please have 50 Chanukah stamps?"